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Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
“Adam! I see you at the pool bar! Make that 2 Besdens please mert!”

“Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

“What’s the time?”

“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 16, 2018
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It is a mix between the words random and Best. For when somthing is best and random
A 3 day party was besdom.
Besdom by BenFezz January 30, 2008

besdimist 

A being or organism that is attempting with great effort to be accepted within its habitat or its peer group. Although this creature may be difficult to spot at first due to their fascinating struggle to fit in, their true colours will emerge when they explode in a world of verbal diarrhoea
WEakPErson:
so you and masha having a sleepover?

so you and masha having a sleepover?

^^

7:45pmMe
no, we are having a rape over

7:47pmMe
besdimist

7:50pmWeakperson

classy

may i join in?

what?

7:50pmMe
your such a besdmist

its embarassing
besdimist by masarad July 25, 2010
Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
“Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

“What’s the time?”
“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 6, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026