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Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
“Adam! I see you at the pool bar! Make that 2 Besdens please mert!”

“Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

“What’s the time?”

“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 16, 2018
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It is a mix between the words random and Best. For when somthing is best and random
A 3 day party was besdom.
Besdom by BenFezz January 30, 2008

besdimist 

A being or organism that is attempting with great effort to be accepted within its habitat or its peer group. Although this creature may be difficult to spot at first due to their fascinating struggle to fit in, their true colours will emerge when they explode in a world of verbal diarrhoea
WEakPErson:
so you and masha having a sleepover?

so you and masha having a sleepover?

^^

7:45pmMe
no, we are having a rape over

7:47pmMe
besdimist

7:50pmWeakperson

classy

may i join in?

what?

7:50pmMe
your such a besdmist

its embarassing
besdimist by masarad July 25, 2010
Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
“Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

“What’s the time?”
“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 6, 2018
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