“Adam! I see you at the pool bar! Make that 2 Besdens please mert!”
“
Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”
No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”
“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”
“Fuck me, that bird is one
ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”
“
What’s the time?”
“I think it might be Besden O’ clock
“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”