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Bernster 

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”
Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069
Bernster by Clitflab July 13, 2019
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bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.
r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.
bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.
You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg
Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

bernsters 

All day long my newsfeed is filled with bernsters that keep trying to make Bernie Sanders happen.
bernsters by jerseyDel July 3, 2016

bettster 

A really cute guy who goes to my school!!!

also defined as Betts
I will always love bettster!

The Bergsters

The two girls that go to De Pere high school constantly saying they belong to team jesus and such. They spaz often and filed harasment 3 times in one day. Hope you never run into THE BERSTERS.
Oh great, i got the bergsters in my next class
The Bergsters by john smith January 16, 2004
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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