Bentley'd
Getting so drunk that you can not have sex with your significant other, so they shove a dildo up your butt while you are asleep.
Bentley'd by Jeff Bigzley December 2, 2019
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Bentley Butt Dial
Verb: the act of accidentally dialing your mom's number with your penis after inserting your cell phone into a woman's vagina.
Bentley Butt Dial by Gayest brad March 21, 2026
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Driving a Bentley
Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.
Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".
Driving a Bentley by Crazy Janie Poo July 1, 2011
David Bentley
To strip down to one's underwear and pour a drink over a fellow reveller.
NB: First occurred when David Bentley, the professional footballer, did so on live TV following a victory over rivals Manchester City, May 5th 2010. (Available on Youtube).
NB: First occurred when David Bentley, the professional footballer, did so on live TV following a victory over rivals Manchester City, May 5th 2010. (Available on Youtube).
Last night's party was amazing, I managed to do a David Bentley on some hot girl in a tight white t-shirt! And she loved it!
David Bentley by Bentley Price May 9, 2010
dirty bentley
dirty bentley by John133988717 April 16, 2020
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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