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Bentley Butt Dial

Verb: the act of accidentally dialing your mom's number with your penis after inserting your cell phone into a woman's vagina.
Oops I thought I was calling dominos butt pulled the ol Bentley Butt Dial.

Driving a Bentley 

Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.
Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".

David Bentley 

To strip down to one's underwear and pour a drink over a fellow reveller.

NB: First occurred when David Bentley, the professional footballer, did so on live TV following a victory over rivals Manchester City, May 5th 2010. (Available on Youtube).
Last night's party was amazing, I managed to do a David Bentley on some hot girl in a tight white t-shirt! And she loved it!

dirty bentley 

a short scrawny fuckboy who fucks any girl that will give him a chance.
“You see him right there? He’s a dirty bentley for sure”
dirty bentley by John133988717 April 16, 2020

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026