Bentley'd
Getting so drunk that you can not have sex with your significant other, so they shove a dildo up your butt while you are asleep.
Bentley'd by Jeff Bigzley December 2, 2019
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Bentley Butt Dial
Verb: the act of accidentally dialing your mom's number with your penis after inserting your cell phone into a woman's vagina.
Bentley Butt Dial by Gayest brad March 21, 2026
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Driving a Bentley
Leading someone on. More specifically, the act of leading a woman to think you're in love with her while you actually have very little interest in her at all, but wouldn't mind "hooking up with her once in a while". The term comes from The Bachelorette contestant, Bentley, who did exactly that.
Girl 1: "What happened to John? I thought you two were getting serious."
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".
Girl 2: "No. He was driving a Bentley".
Driving a Bentley by Crazy Janie Poo July 1, 2011
David Bentley
To strip down to one's underwear and pour a drink over a fellow reveller.
NB: First occurred when David Bentley, the professional footballer, did so on live TV following a victory over rivals Manchester City, May 5th 2010. (Available on Youtube).
NB: First occurred when David Bentley, the professional footballer, did so on live TV following a victory over rivals Manchester City, May 5th 2010. (Available on Youtube).
Last night's party was amazing, I managed to do a David Bentley on some hot girl in a tight white t-shirt! And she loved it!
David Bentley by Bentley Price May 9, 2010
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)