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A "benes" is the male genitalia, but in epic mode.
Guy 1: hey man
Guy 2: hey you
Guy 1: how is your day going?
Guy 2: ah man fine casual you know
Guy 1: thats great i was wonderi-
GUY 3: *appears outta nowhere* GIVE ME BENES!!!
benes by Egyptian Robert October 28, 2019
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Chelsea Benes 

The most retarded and gullible person in the world and more than likely the universe
She's so stupid, she's such a Chelsea Benes
Chelsea Benes by Niggerrrr12 June 5, 2017
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Befesterday 

the day before yesterday
before + yesterday = befesterday
Robert: I really wish I can describe how I felt hanging out with you... not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.
Mia: You mean befesterday?
Robert: Wow, what a genius, concise word that the English Language does not have yet...
Befesterday by Me-Mover May 14, 2019

Burt's Bees Eye Burn 

When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)
Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!

beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.
fucking beesechurger

That'll give you bees

Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you bees" has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be "That'll give you... er... bees" or simply "Bees."
Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.

John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.

Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.

lol banes 

lol banes is a more street way of saying laugh out loud. The name "banes" can also be used for close friends, or friends you have lots of banter with.
guy1: did you hear that guys funny story?!
guy 2: yeah, I know! lol banes!!

or

girl 1: Banes, I've missed you so much!
girl 2: Omg, I missed you more banes!
lol banes by I'm a banes worm January 12, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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