Benema 

The act of having unprotected sex with the stoma of another person's ileostomy.

"oh- shit, Dog! You did not just give that old lady a Benema! You're straight up sick in the head..."

Benema by candidspew November 4, 2012

Beneather 

A beneather is someone who automatically puts themselves beneath others by behaving inappropriately and lowering their social status as a result. Due to their own negligent self-unaware improper behavior, a beneather loses the respect of everyone and becomes a stomping ground for others without people being aware they are stomping on the beneather. A beneather often becomes an inadvertant stepping stone for others during their climb of the ladder of life.

John: Hey, care to give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!

Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!

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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!

A few weeks later...

George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.

A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!

Beneather by OffBeatDrummer December 16, 2021

Beneyam 

An extremely hard black out, perhaps you wake up with an IV in your arm after getting your stomach pumped, or perhaps you wake up next to an ugly ass hoe, without any idea of whether you hooked up.

“Bro what happened to you last night?”

“No idea man I Beneyamed so tough.”

Beneyam by GrumboSlayer May 19, 2019

Beneather 

This is just an abbreviation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's saying to Spike: "You're Beneath Me"

A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.

Derick: So, this recruiter calls me up out of nowhere and starts yapping his sales pitch without even saying hello or asking me how I'm doing.
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!

Beneather by OffBeatDrummer November 2, 2020

Benemort 

Used as a greeting to wish a good death, or to die well

She was getting polite benemorts from people

Benemort by AngryPig October 15, 2021

Benmark 

It's a sublevel country underneath Denmark

Come on, it's Benmark.

Benmark by Master Shake August 19, 2004

Benzema 15 

Benzema was in Madrid for 15 years!

If you don’t believe me, search Benzema 15

Benzema 15 by Dickdicok June 6, 2023