Bench Warmers 

The best message board/newsgroup on the interwebs. It's a free board on Villanova University's recruiting site on Rivals.com. There, people will find many creative and classy posters who come up with robust comments on a daily basis that will "alt"er the way people think. It's the birthplace of the Urban Dictionary phrases BB2N and SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF).

username1: Have you read some of the stuff they post on Bench Warmers?

username 2: If you don't like it, don't read it.

username 3: It's Official: Bench Warmers is the best site on the INET.

Bench Warmers by goofyone June 1, 2011

Bench Warmers 

Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.

"Are you apart of the Bench Warmers?"
"Ya!!!"
"Sssswwwweeeetttt!!!!"

Bench Warmers by Bench Warmer June 22, 2006

bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

bench warmer by tranquillo June 15, 2005

bench-warmer 

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation

Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers

bench-warmer by Killa N Mizzo July 18, 2011

bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".

bench warmer by Storm Martin March 9, 2008

bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".

bench warmer by Storm Martin March 8, 2008

bench warmer

hasnt gone to 1st 2nd or third base in their life...hasnt gone out with anyone

woah that chiks a bench warmer!

bench warmer by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004