Benamen

(Proper noun)
A person with superior driving skill and the person most likely to chauffeur your drunk ass home in your own vehicle.

Also, for an unrelated reason, one who has a total inability to flirt with anyone of the opposite sex.

These specific characters of the human species are quite rare and only come out in public when coaxed heavily with outside pressure from close friends.

Benamen can also be someone that lives in a trailer in their parents driveway.

Drunk person: " dag 'ol, Benamen. Whouldja hurg ma fyurgen tchruck on over up to ma duggum place for cuz I'm o lil ona jrunk side for me hermayerkagergaderk..."

by ortsA* August 26, 2013

Benjamen Wiping

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.

"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."

by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

Benjamen

The most amazing guy. He is super attractive :) He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs. He awlways know exactly what to say, and can always make you smile. He gives the best advice, and is really patient. He fights for what he loves, and is incredibly loyal. He is absolutley fantastic :)

Girl 1 "oh wow, he is awesome!"
Girl 2 "I know, right? he is so Benjamen!"

by emblaze November 26, 2010

beamenderfer

crazy sex act

dude, my girl friend gave me a beamenderfer last night

by EFQ March 11, 2009

Cesar Benavente

a woodpecker, known for selling tacos (Cesar Benavente Tacos) and cakes (Big Benavente Cakes)

Bruh, there goes Cesar Benavente. What a woodpecker...

by Ness_Okey October 7, 2020

Benagen

A guy who everyone loves very much. He is funny. Kind. Sweet and respectful. He is extremely honset and heartfelt. He may be a bit of a nerd, but that's what people tend to love best about him. When you become friends with him, you will never want to lose him. He is something more rare then anything in the world. If you find him, hold him close to your heart, you will not regret it in anyway at all. Also, beware. He tends to bite when raped.
But, once you meet him. You will fall in love with him also. He is really famous.

Someone who is really cool.
"Hey whats that kidd like?"
"he's like a Benagen."

by Dinoblowfish February 24, 2009

beamenderfer

a giant log turd

Mr. Holik: Did some beamenderfer on the toilet in the mens room?

by um-hi-yo April 2, 2009