Ben Morris
A Ben Morris is a guy who is the first to deal out banter while completely disregarding his own shortcomings. If you are being a Ben Morris this will mean you will not give a girl more than 2 seconds eye contact if she doesn’t have more than 8 fingers worth of forehead. If the time arises where a Ben Morris may find his ‘perfect 8’ he will fall in love within the first 10 minutes of interaction, from here, it would be the respective Ben Morris’ life motive to make this girl his. A Ben Morris will also find himself caught up in the moment very easily, often grinding on a girl in a club for what perceivably would be 4+ hours.
Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
“Legend has it Ben Morris is still grinding on Courtney in bunker to this day”
“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”
Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”
Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
Ben Morris by Rusty Crack August 6, 2019
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