belt sander

Varient of tool. Someone who is more annoying than, say, having an beltsander pressed to any part of your person.

Hey, here comes Bill. I can't stand this tool. What a friggin' belt sander.

by lostaccident July 23, 2006

Belt Sander

To create something out of nothing

OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .

Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.

by Stormboy01 January 10, 2020

belt sander to the ball sack

When you smell like you just got a belt sander to the ball sack

"Wow Grassa you smell like a belt sander to the ball sack"

by Your a November 16, 2018

belt sander racing

The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.

"Let's try belt sander racing tonight!"

by soulstillremain October 19, 2013

El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.

Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.

by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015

Belt Sanded

When you get a rash on your face from going down on a woman with bush stubble.

"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."

by Sophie111222 May 2, 2014

Revolving Nigerian Beltsander

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.

Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.

by Windowlicker69420 February 21, 2018