Bellslap

1. The act of slapping something with your bell-end

2. Anyone you dislike

1. I bell-slapped your dog

2. Derp is such a bellslap

by LULcakes October 1, 2012

bell slap

when one is slaped in the bell end by a hand, fist or ball

fuck me... some cunt just gave me a right proper bell slap

by themotherfuckingweasalman January 15, 2009

BallSlap

From the term, "to get your ballslap on". The sound thats created by the balls in heavy and vigorous sex with a female from behind doggie.

(Mike) Why are you walking like John Wayne?

(Sean) coz i got my ballslap on last night wid dis dirty gashment!

"Ring me back in 10, i'm getting my ballslap on"

by Stuart Macdonald February 23, 2007

ballslap

The act of slapping someone in the balls. Usually done from behind the person and swinging down towards their balls over their shoulder.

There's nothing like a good ballslap to ease up the nerves.

by RenegadeTeabagger March 9, 2003

british ballslap

when two brits get into a quarrel and one man has had enough and slaps the shit out of the other mans scrotum.

clyde: are you done with that tea?

russell: no, i am certainly not, now back up before i give your balls a hearty whack!

clyde: woah man! i am NOT down for a british ballslap!

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

ballslap

the act of ones nuts smashing anginst the chin of a trophy bride

hey bitch open your mouth so i can get my daily ballslap

by tandk October 3, 2006

platypuss ballslap

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

by fookmoose October 25, 2007