Bellslap 

1. The act of slapping something with your bell-end

2. Anyone you dislike

1. I bell-slapped your dog

2. Derp is such a bellslap

Bellslap by LULcakes October 1, 2012

bell slap 

when one is slaped in the bell end by a hand, fist or ball

fuck me... some cunt just gave me a right proper bell slap

bell slap by themotherfuckingweasalman January 15, 2009

BallSlap 

From the term, "to get your ballslap on". The sound thats created by the balls in heavy and vigorous sex with a female from behind doggie.

(Mike) Why are you walking like John Wayne?

(Sean) coz i got my ballslap on last night wid dis dirty gashment!

"Ring me back in 10, i'm getting my ballslap on"

BallSlap by Stuart Macdonald February 23, 2007

ballslap 

The act of slapping someone in the balls. Usually done from behind the person and swinging down towards their balls over their shoulder.

There's nothing like a good ballslap to ease up the nerves.

ballslap by RenegadeTeabagger March 9, 2003

british ballslap 

when two brits get into a quarrel and one man has had enough and slaps the shit out of the other mans scrotum.

clyde: are you done with that tea?

russell: no, i am certainly not, now back up before i give your balls a hearty whack!

clyde: woah man! i am NOT down for a british ballslap!

british ballslap by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

ballslap 

the act of ones nuts smashing anginst the chin of a trophy bride

hey bitch open your mouth so i can get my daily ballslap

ballslap by tandk October 3, 2006

platypuss ballslap 

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

platypuss ballslap by fookmoose October 25, 2007