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Bellendery 

Bellendery is the practice of displaying a complete lack of intelligent thought or consideration for others often resulting in inconvenience to others. The perpetrator is seemingly unaware of the cause and effect of their actions.
When witnessing such an idiotic act or seeing the resulting carnage, one might exclaim "What is this bellendery?!"
Bellendery by MissTax February 12, 2024

bellendslydale

see knob stilton

origin: warrington, england
"...woah, thats some smelly bellendslydale!"
bellendslydale by critch April 13, 2005

bellenderous 

Bad. Bell-end-like.
"That Simon Cowell cant open his mouth without sounding bellenderous"
bellenderous by DiscoKiller October 16, 2011

bellendrical 

To be as a bellend is
your being bellendrical you bellend!
bellendrical by Big Worm September 8, 2003

Bellenger 

This is the surname of a high status entity. Anyone with this surname is rich and probably loaded with money. The dynasty of the Bellneger's are from a massive castle located in England and are actually with the blood of vampires. The are the rivaling famaily of the zombie people.
That Zach BELLENGER is a noble man who owns me on his farm. He pays for me and my family to exist and only asks that we kneel beofre him every time he walks past us.

Bellendroduction 

When you introduce her for the first time to your raging and engorged penis bellend.
She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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