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The Neighbors Kid 

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.
Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"
The Neighbors Kid by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019

Neighbors with benefits

Andrea: "Do you like her?"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
Neighbors with benefits by NWBro October 21, 2015

waking the neighbors 

a crude way of saying having sex; referring to the volume of the moans and groans coming
When she started going down on me, I knew we would soon be waking the neighbors.

Redneck Neighbors 

A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.
Redneck Neighbors by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Neighborslice

The awesome people who happen to live in your neighborhood. The kids you party with, the people you turn to for weed, the guys who buy you alcohol. Basically your homeslices, but better, because they're your neighbors.
Rasheeda: Hey Bridge, what are we doing tonight?

Bridget: I don't know girl, probably chilling with the neighborslices!
Neighborslice by The 1129 Girls November 5, 2010

Beighbor 

Dude, did you just see beighbor in that bikini? The best titties.
Beighbor by StripedRedzone April 13, 2011