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He who carries the word of the great hemp leaf uniting all of mankind under one cause: to be high as hell.

Behboud is an iranian descendant living in Germany. By the amount of philosophing he does one might think he's greek tho.

Prophet of the Behboudism religion.
Otherwise rather cringe-heavy; the phrase "Cringe, Behboud..." has since been a way to dispel people from their cringe and transfer it onto any Behboud that is the closest.

He is considered a good friend who will always listen to your problems and try to help you. His character is mostly calm and wellspoken, but also a very hairy one.

Skills: horny, can smoke a lot, philosophing, educated, horny
Person A: What is a 'Behboud'?

Person B: Mich brauchst du nicht fragen!
Behboud by A. HighN July 15, 2021
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Behdoudahshkojahbean

its a cree word
verbe

1.when someone goes off the side of the road.

2. when someone tells a story he's kind a bit off.

3.when a male cheats on his wife or GF.

4.when it goes on the wrong hole.
wha diggy! neh behdoudahshkojahbean maskinou.

darn it! i went off the road.
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