Befund

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1. To care, or be concerned with.

2. A word you use in place of song lyrics that you don't know instead of shutting up and actually listening to the song.

Ross: (singing George Thorogood) " That don't befund me, long as I get my money by next Friday"

Ben: "You're a moron."

Befund by Ben Creepy January 8, 2012

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Befound

Bewilder + Dumbfound
The conjunction of the two words, usually to express double amounts of confusion and astonishment.

"did you just see that moose jump off the cliff?"
"yes, I sure did... and I'm completely befounded!"

"it befounds me how that 20 year old girl can be so smitten with an 8 year old kid!"

Befound by Regina Crazytown March 7, 2008

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Bafundo

to be vague, not give enough details.

"so what is that on your arm?"
"a tattoo"

... wow what a bafundo

Bafundo by mr bafundo February 11, 2010

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befuddled

Utterly confused and disordered

This web site is befuddleing

befuddled by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

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Befuddled

The feeling or act of being Surprised

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.

Befuddled by tommehghost June 22, 2009

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Befuddle

To confuse or baffle

They know too much, we must plug their ears with bananas and attempt to befuddle them.

Befuddle by Brian Abenes April 17, 2004

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belund

A ligetimate retard that is probably hated and doesn't belong anywhere

Get out of here you belund

belund by The belund June 10, 2017

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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