Beforehead

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When a person has a large forehead and you notice it before anything else.

"Look at the beforehead on that chick over there."

"Adam can't ever get a second date because of his beforehead."

Beforehead by Jerry Gray May 13, 2014

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beforehand

Just an excuse not to say "beforewards".

after --> afterwards
before --> beforehand???

beforehand by undfined April 24, 2019

beforehand

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:

I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.

beforehand by Achint April 26, 2006

Borehead

A bulging forehead

Someone who is unlucky enough to be born with a forehead that sticks out to an obvious extent.

When seen at a side angle can be easily described as half a soccer ball.

"Bro look at her borehead. It's massive....lets go kick it"

"Dude! Theres no way im dating her have you seen her borehead?"

Borehead by Ryan Donnelly December 20, 2007

Beforehaut

Enrique got it

Enrique got beforehaut

Beforehaut by SemerciEinHurensohn November 22, 2021

beforehand

To masturbate prior to going on a date either (a) as a way to relieve the tension; or (b) an attempt to prevent a later premature ejaculation.

Guy A: Dude, Kelly is su-mokin', you ready for your date?

Guy B: I just had a little beforehand, I'm good to go!

beforehand by CtotheJ February 11, 2009

Boreheaded

Extremely stubborn, believes they themselves are right and if you don't agree they will fight with you until you admit defeat or die of old age

Michael was being boreheaded when he would not let go of the time Lisa said m&m's were a candy bar.

Boreheaded by The foxo September 30, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026