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Beforemath 

The time leading up to a catasrophic event.
The beforemath of the BP oil spill gave us many clues that this disaster was eminent.
Beforemath by The Amalamps June 23, 2010

beforeantine 

I used to go to to restaurants beforeantine. The quarantine really sucks and I wish it were over.
beforeantine by keyofcmajor April 26, 2020

beforehand 

Just an excuse not to say "beforewards".
after --> afterwards
before --> beforehand???
beforehand by undfined April 24, 2019

beforehand 

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:
I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.
beforehand by Achint April 26, 2006

Beforefast 

The meal you eat at like 3 am before going to bed. It is obviously after dinner, but you have not begun truly fasting overnight. Thus, this is the last meal before the fast, only to be broken by breakfast. This is beforefast.
I ate beforefast at like 3am last night
Beforefast by dominobes May 31, 2020

beforehand 

To masturbate prior to going on a date either (a) as a way to relieve the tension; or (b) an attempt to prevent a later premature ejaculation.
Guy A: Dude, Kelly is su-mokin', you ready for your date?

Guy B: I just had a little beforehand, I'm good to go!
beforehand by CtotheJ February 11, 2009