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Beforemath 

The time leading up to a catasrophic event.
The beforemath of the BP oil spill gave us many clues that this disaster was eminent.
Beforemath by The Amalamps June 23, 2010

beforeantine 

The time before quarantine.
I used to go to to restaurants beforeantine. The quarantine really sucks and I wish it were over.
beforeantine by keyofcmajor April 26, 2020

beforehand 

Just an excuse not to say "beforewards".
after --> afterwards
before --> beforehand???
beforehand by undfined April 24, 2019

beforehand 

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:
I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.
beforehand by Achint April 26, 2006

Beforefast 

The meal you eat at like 3 am before going to bed. It is obviously after dinner, but you have not begun truly fasting overnight. Thus, this is the last meal before the fast, only to be broken by breakfast. This is beforefast.
I ate beforefast at like 3am last night
Beforefast by dominobes May 31, 2020

beforehand 

To masturbate prior to going on a date either (a) as a way to relieve the tension; or (b) an attempt to prevent a later premature ejaculation.
Guy A: Dude, Kelly is su-mokin', you ready for your date?

Guy B: I just had a little beforehand, I'm good to go!
beforehand by CtotheJ February 11, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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