Beforemath 

The time leading up to a catasrophic event.

The beforemath of the BP oil spill gave us many clues that this disaster was eminent.

Beforemath by The Amalamps June 23, 2010

beforeman

A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.

Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.

beforeman by LarryBobby May 22, 2014

beforethis 

you have wandered into the wrong territory pal.

beforethis meteor hit earth the dinosaurs were still alive

beforethis by Urwordman69 April 21, 2022