A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.
Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.
Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.