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Yo man, we need a beetler to smoke this hash.
Beetler by Lars Von Idiot October 12, 2008
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smashing beetles 

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.
I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

beeterskeeter 

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter
Aidan is a beeterskeeter

beetlejuicing 

Beetlejuicing is when one user posts a comment or thread on reddit, and another user with a username relevant to that parent comment or thread responds.

It is not beetlejuicing if the commenter does not respond "naturally." Summoning someone with /u/ or asking them a question about their username is not beetlejuicing.
from the top post on /r/beetlejuicing...

/u/Sooper_Hooman: Where is my super suit?!

/u/MySuperSuit: This is my moment.

This is beetlejuicing.
beetlejuicing by OriginalMcPizza November 28, 2017

beetlejuice the musical 

The best musical of all time before it was taken away from us on June 6th of 2021 and replace by a much worse musical Music Man
Person 1: Have you heard of beetlejuice the musical

Person 2: ya, it the best before it was replace by Music Man

Beetlejuice 

Lester Green, a comedian with dwarfism and microcephaly.
The most amazing man alive
“if you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?”
“uhhh, about 20 feet” - beetlejuice
Beetlejuice by bayix April 13, 2020

Lady Beetle

The act of masturbating in the shower whilst laying on your back with your legs up resting against the shower screen or the tiles..
Dude i was doing the lady beetle in the shower last nite the warm water hitting me in the face made it easier for me to think of a fat slut giving me a golden shower while i was jerkin my dick..
Lady Beetle by badman2232 September 14, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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