Beasker

a speaker used as a cereal bowl by MrBeast

Did you hear about how MrBeast featured a Beasker in his latest video?

by metr0_0 August 2, 2018

Penis Beaker

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me

by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013

Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.

Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole

by jrk89 December 14, 2013

Beasters

Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.

I smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Straight beaker

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

psychology beaker

this poor beaker has copped a load of cum, 12 loads of off up and go, 3 loads of stale chewy gum, and who knows what else. this thing smells like absolute shit, and will probably never even be noticed because no one loves it. it lives a very hard life, trapped underneath a table, with the only sign of its existence being the reeking smell that comes from it, but no one can actually locate it. the men ig and traddos are aware of its whereabouts, but refuse to share the knowledge, for fear of the psychology beaker being destroyed.

person 1: fuck cunt, you smell like the psychology beaker. wear some cologne.
person 2: lmao na i love that shit. smells so good.
person 1: ah true. fuck lemme get a whiff of you one more time
person 1 and 2 then proceed to engage in deep anal activities.

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019

Beaker

Robert Sykes, in reference to the chinless Muppet known as Beaker.

Hey Beaker, wheres your chin?!"

by Chris Nailos' has a 2.5 May 4, 2003