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Beervailable 

Are you beervailable later?

Or

Captain Rosco are you going to Beer'vailable tomorrow after the biz club?

One should reply "beertravaganza" if your up for it.
Beervailable by Uncle Taz December 27, 2015

Monsontra, Beniquila 

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic of Popes, Pinaples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Fippleosa McDurfur and Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.
I am a great admirer of the work of Beniquila Monsontra.
Monsontra, Beniquila by Mel July 15, 2008

beercula 

Beercula (pronounced bir-kool-ah) is a personification of the fictitious blood sucking vampire but, with a sort of birth defect. Instead of being damned (counter of baptism) with blood, it so happened that the Beercula fell into a cauldron of beer - which was being brewed to lure his first prey. Hence the Beercula now sinks his fangs into kegs or kenny rogers instead of voluptuous virgins' jugulars.
The Beercula is having his mid-afternoon froth-i-cure.
beercula by vruun February 19, 2008

beerquilibrium 

Beerquilibrium is the state at which a person is able to drink several beers with relatively little change in her or his level of intoxication.
So I had that Fourloko at the beginning of the night, ate some pizza, and then I switched to beer like an hour ago and since then I've pretty much been at beerquilibrium.