beercula 

Beercula (pronounced bir-kool-ah) is a personification of the fictitious blood sucking vampire but, with a sort of birth defect. Instead of being damned (counter of baptism) with blood, it so happened that the Beercula fell into a cauldron of beer - which was being brewed to lure his first prey. Hence the Beercula now sinks his fangs into kegs or kenny rogers instead of voluptuous virgins' jugulars.

The Beercula is having his mid-afternoon froth-i-cure.

beercula by vruun February 19, 2008

beercules 

A super hero that any man become if he consumes enough beer.

Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.

beercules by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012

Beercules 

The outcome of a meer mortal consuming enough of the devils brew to transform himself into the one mystical being that can not be stopped by any living creature on earth.

"Bruh... Mason drank way too much. Hes fucking calling himself Beercules. What a looser. Lets spit on him while he struggles to piss in the yard standing up."

Beercules by PoonPatrollingSnatchSmashers May 30, 2015