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Beerpearance
Arriving at a social gathering with the sole intent to drink beer(s). People making a beerpearance do not plan to come for food or small talk. They just want to slug cold beers with a group.
Beerpearance by Derbmania July 1, 2020
Related Words
Beer Pee • BeePee • beerbee • beergee • Beerpearance • Beerpercut • Beerple • beerpression • Beerteen • beerweed
beerpressure
I bet we can get Mike to come out and party even though he has a final tomorrow, he always gives in to Beerpressure.
beerpressure by MoCo May 23, 2008
beerpression
beerpression by Bryce_Eva January 5, 2016
beerweed
One who's age matches their IQ. They often have a "420" somewhere in their user name. A person who joins an Internet message bored to do nothing but asks stupid inane questions. This person is regarded as flame bait.
Origin: An infamous puppet of the same name.
Origin: An infamous puppet of the same name.
"What's with the flood of inane questions today?"
"It's this new user, he has to be 15 years old... he's such a beerweed."
"It's this new user, he has to be 15 years old... he's such a beerweed."
beerweed by shroomerite February 12, 2005
Beer Pee
The act of drinking beer and peeing simultaneously. Having already drunk large quantities of beer makes the act even more incredible.
Beer Pee by garthvanderhoff August 3, 2010
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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