Beer Queer 

One who gets overly emotional and overrun with feelings of love when drunk.
This person is otherwise contained and functional, but get some alcohol in them and suddenly they are all tears of happiness and thankfulness that they have "friends like you."

Beer Queer: I am -so- thankful to have you guys in my life *sob* you are -always- there for me when I need you.
I love you guys so, so, so much! *sob.
Friend: Dude. Get away from me. Stop being such a beer queer.

Beer Queer by Sainrawr November 11, 2007

beer queer 

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

beer queer by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

Beer queer 

Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.

Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!

Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!

Beer queer by ..WiL May 17, 2005

beer queer 

That guy who is drunk and starts making gay jokes about each other, either male or female

Random #1"Man you look fucking ripped today, wanna makeout?"

Random #2"Don't turn into a beer queer man"

beer queer by Penny89 November 15, 2009

Zero Beer Queer 

A gay person that does not drink beer.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 5, 2020

Zero Beer Queer 

Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.

Mike is a zero beer queer.

Zero Beer Queer by Mique Zee December 4, 2020

one beer queer 

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

one beer queer by Mark August 5, 2004