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Beer Off 

Initially a competition where people passive aggressively proved their superiority to others by drinking more than them, even when it was not clear to everyone in attendance that a competition was taking place, the term has grown to mean any gathering where beer is aggressively consumed.
"Hey, are you going to the beer off tonight? The one on the shore?"
"Before I answer that, let me grab my second beer."
Beer Off by Sweet Willy Rollbar September 6, 2013
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Beer Jerk Off  

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.
Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.
Beer Jerk Off by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009
A corner shop with an off licence, that specialises in serving cheap, poor quality alcohol. These people seem to have a licence allowing them to sell beer to anyone over 12 years old.
'Just gooin daan beeroff to get some White Lightning liike'
beeroff by M0RHI June 21, 2005
An off licence, ie a place that sells beer over the counter to take home and drink, drink on street corners etc. Usually serves anyone >12 years old.
Just gooin down beeroff to get some White Lightning innit
beeroff by M0RHI June 9, 2005
A Beeroff, Beer-off or Beer off is a colloquialism for an "OFF-LICENCE", commonly shortened to "Offy", a shop or other commercial outlet which is allowed to sell beer, wines and spirits to be consumed OFF the premises, unlike pubs, bars and similar places which are LICENCED to sell alcoholic beverages to be consumed ON the premises.
I'm just popping round to the beeroff to grab a few tinnies of lager.
Beeroff by grandadsteve1963 December 14, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026