Beekbergen 

Town in province Gelderland, Netherlands

Beekbergen is the most epic town in the world, this is establised by numerous occasions.

Also known to be the Stream capital of the world (Beek meaning stream), Beekbergen is one of the most important places in the Netherlands.

Claudia: Hey John! Im going on a holiday!
John: Where to?
Claudia: Beekbergen! Im gunna check out there awesome streams.
John: 0_0 Ur going to Beekbergen?
Claudia: Is something wrong with that?
John: it`s just...
Claudia: What is it John, What is it?
John: THATS THE MOST EPIC TOWN IN THE WORLD!
Claudia: Im cheating on you John.
John: What??!?

*cliffhanger*

Beekbergen by Lover_of_Streams February 19, 2011

beermergency 

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.

When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.

beermergency by Woody Wood December 10, 2006

beermergency 

The realization that a valuable beer you have in stock will soon go bad and you have too many to drink all of them in an appropriate time frame.

I cracked open a beer that one month ago, waited in a sleet storm for 3 hours to get. The beer is changing dramatically. I did an immediate on hands count, and declared a beermergency. We must drink this beer before it goes bad!!

beermergency by beertunity January 6, 2015

Beermergency 

A pilot declares this (like declaring an emergency) so he can proceed direct to his destination and drink beer at the bar ASAP because if he is delayed at all, he legally can't drink because he has to fly early the next morning (pilots may not drink any alcohol during the 8 hour period before flying).

Pilot: Delta 1965 declaring a beermergency and proceeding direct Portland.

ATC: Delta 1965, I understand you are declaring a beermergency. Cleared direct Portland. Do you need any other assistance?

Pilot: Delta 1965 also requests maximum forward speed.

ATC: Delta 1965, approved as requested.

Beermergency by PDX Pilot 1 January 12, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019