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That beejwa didn't even drizzle the mocha on my fappuccino.

What a beejwa.
Beejwa by Breezy.Baby July 29, 2009
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it's none of your beeswax 

Just like "it's none of your business", "It's none of your beeswax" is another way to say that you don't want someone to know about your private life.
A: Dude,Where have you been lately?
B: It's none of your beeswax.
it's none of your beeswax by Tabo October 1, 2006
Related Words
Beejwa beeswax beezwax Beejay Beejai beejal beerwang Beefwagon Beefwank beeja

Beejuaned 

British slang meaning to joke or kid in a most unbecoming manner. Originated in 2010 when a Gawker.com article featuring a little girl, Azura Beebeejuan, pretended to be dead on Googler Earth, caused a nationwide search for the girls identity, only to find out that she was alive and well.
Example 1

Kid 1:Where the hell is my rabbit, Dasher, and whats that smell!?

Kid 2:Have you check the stove

Kid 1 runs to boiling vat on stove
Kid 1:ZOMG you didn't how could you!? Punches Kid 2

Kid 2:Dude thats your mums fucking broad chested pheasant, 'Dasher's under that table, geez.

Kid 1: What oh, haha! I cant believe I got beejuaned,.. no hit backs!!

Example 2

Girl 1: I can't believe that cunt dinged my car, and didn't tell me!!

Girl 2: That bitch is getting beejuaned tonight!!
Beejuaned by Jenn/Allen August 13, 2010
i.Pleasing or attractive in a graceful or delicate way.See synonyms at beautiful.
ii.Has the capacity for thought and reason especially to a high degree.
iii.Small, slender, and trim.
i. Wow that is totally beejal!
ii. I got 100% in my exam, Im very beejal
iii. Your waist is so beejal
beejal by fromage frais May 2, 2006
Something you like to swim in. As coined by the excellent Benny Lava...
Beejay: "I like to swim in his beeeeeejaaayyy!"
Beejay by WhatBodyLoves October 5, 2008

beefwalk 

Similar to crop dusting, farting while walking, and letting whom or whatever is in its wake to experience the odor.
Man, it smells like someone has been beefwalking in here !
beefwalk by rpln August 30, 2013

beerwanging 

A deeply sexual act involving a beer bottle and a funnel. It is the act of inserting the neck of the beer bottle into the vagina and emptying it inside of it. You then release the beer out of the vagina and drink it through the funnel.
guy: "hey, babe, you up for some intense beerwanging tonight? ;D "
girl: "wtf? is that even possible??"
guy: "it's worth a shot!"
beerwanging by huntamatoer May 14, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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