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1. One who is completely incapable of programming in C.
2. Vertically Challenged.
3. Makes chai in a microwave.
4. Makes chai in a microwave to the utter disbelief of the guju's around her.
5. Smells like feet.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, do you know Beejal?
Guy 2: Wait, What? Is she that girl with the foot fungus?
Guy 1: Yea..
Guy 2: Haha.
beejal by Weejal December 8, 2004
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beefalope 

(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.

The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.
"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"
beefalope by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006
Slang terminology for exotic women with great sexual allure. Men often view them as a sexual goddess with an incredible form and mesmerising beauty.
All my life, I have dreamt of doing a Bejal, I want it more than life itself
Bejal by Henesaight October 4, 2010

Beeralanche 

when the box of beer is ripped open incorrectly, to where they all roll out when you open the frig.
Oh No ! I had a beeralanche and now they are all shook up on the floor.
Beeralanche by tecate's girl December 23, 2008

Beepalepsy 

verb- the startled spasm that someone will give when their vibrating pager surprises them.
John gave a fine display of his Beepalepsy in the middle of delivering his quarterly report
Beepalepsy by steve severino May 8, 2005

beebaleeb 

A nickname/petname for the one who means the most to you, the one you love.

A perfect loving term of endearment used to describe your very favorite person.

Derived from the word Beeba.
My “beebaleeb” and I jumped straight into the deep end of our everything and never looked back.

I enjoy mornings, drinking chai tea and my “beebaleeb” beside of me.

I made a brown paper heart for my “beebaleeb” today.

Hey “beebaleeb”, Pedro said to tell you that he will be back home in a little while.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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