Beefwank

the act of masturbating using a joint of beef with a cylindrical cavern dug out

andy loves a good beefwank

by Lester Higgins July 9, 2007

beefwalk

Similar to crop dusting, farting while walking, and letting whom or whatever is in its wake to experience the odor.

Man, it smells like someone has been beefwalking in here !

by rpln August 30, 2013

beefmank

Parts of steak which are inedible

Urgh this steak from the canteen is really bad - its like pure beefmank!

by wootfox September 11, 2006

beefwalk

A beefwalk occurs when one or more hot single women do walking laps of a bar, restaurant, or night club looking for the male specimen upon whom the will lay siege that evening. The unsuspecting males are graded on body fat ratio, muscle density, face symmetry, and overall hygiene.

Hey girl, I need to beefwalk this place before we commit to a table. I want to be ideally situated next to my future baby daddy.

by Long Tail Sally September 3, 2013

beefwalk

When getting out of the shower at a gym and forgetting your towel you must do the beef walk.

Jock left his towel on the bench before his shower. He had to beefwalk all the way back when he was done

by Trevtronik September 3, 2013

beefwalk

It's the time before a fight to get it started and amped.

yo, Bro let me beefwalk real quick before i bet that nigguh face.

by gmothug August 30, 2013

beefwalk

The act of walking around to find a lady to take home. No Males are of interest to you when you are on a beefwalk as you are only interested in a rare bit of meat. Once the lady is accompanied home from the beefwalk, it may be that the gentleman becomes a beefeater to satisfy and pleasure her.

"Had no luck in the club so went on a beefwalk"

"He picked himself up an easy one on his beefwalk yesterday"

by Loui-92 August 31, 2013