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Beejfq and Jesus I can’t spell.

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Beefquake

It is exactly what it sounds like it is.

Mike, you stinky bitch. Don't make me fuckin' beefquake upon you.

Beefquake by Thickle June 19, 2018

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Beejfq • Beefquake • beefqueen • beefquim • tucson beefqueef • Beef Queef • Beef queefer • beef quesadilla • beef quiche • beef quorum

beefqueen

A categorically sloppy female, usually of larger proportions, who wildly enjoys giving head, almost to a fault. Almost.

"Beth is such a beefqueen - if splooge was a salad she'd be a hell of a lot thinner."

beefqueen by swineball January 19, 2010

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Beefqueef

When a guy sharts into a womans cooter and she queefs it out as hard as she can.

"Ohhh that bob and Michelle sure do love to beefqueef! You'd think they had their own poop porn propaganda they do it so much."

Beefqueef by Cheltz February 7, 2010

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Beefqueef

1. The morbid sound created by trapped air escaping the stomach folds of a large woman.

This woman fell out of the Walmart scooter and her beefqueef ripped a hole in space time.

Beefqueef by Hi-jeans February 9, 2019

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tucson beefqueef

A hot fart related to a cum bubble that is trappped in a girls vagina after a good pounding from sex.

Man I plowed that girl so hard from behind last night and left her pussy with a tucson beefqueef.

tucson beefqueef by Sav dav March 4, 2023

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beefquim

Thick, masculine vagina. Generally has more stubble than George Michael.

Bitch, your beefquim tastes like oxo.

beefquim by Not not not Neil September 6, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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