Beefshift

The condition by which low quality fast food tastes like fillet steak when consumed while drunk

Dude this kebab is sooooo gooood!
Man, you're so beefshifted

by ping33 August 13, 2010

beefsheets

A broad's large boxlipps, often sticking way out.

That pig had gigantic beefsheets.

by Cardinal September 17, 2004

beershits

A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.

"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"

"Dude, You got beershits."

by NayJosh March 29, 2008

Beershit

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.

"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"

by Seamus O' Shaughnessy July 6, 2008

beefwhistler

The best word...
The only word...
The true word that defines everything, the meaning of life, what created the universe and why the fuck minions exist.

The answer is always beefwhistler.

Person A: beefwhistler?
Person B:beefwhistler!
Person A:beefwhistler.

by The large one May 28, 2018

beershitilitis

the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color.

T.T had a bad case of BEERSHITILITIS following a heavy nite of drinking 'stones.

by clayton, tom, erik September 18, 2006

Beeshit

like the word bullshit but instead of using bull you use bee.

Tim "Did you hear that dave is going out with jennifer"
Tom" Thats Beeshit, i heard he was going single for a while."

by AndersonB February 22, 2008