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beef eater 

common phrase found in rural pubs throughout britain. reffering to the consumption of muff, sweet muff.
to the bar lady:

"i'll have a pint of carling please.do you serve beef? or do i have to jump over the bar and take it from you?"
beef eater by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Beef eater 

Jocks who eat too much protein and juice themselves up with steriods.
Friend: "hey Tony whats 2+2?"

Beef Eater: "PROTEIN!"

Friend: "Wow tony you are such a beef eater"
Beef eater by jc0790 November 7, 2009

Beef-eaten

to have consumed one two many beverages containing Beefeater Gin
"If I drank as many fucking Beefeaters as J.B. I'd be pretty fuckin Beef-eaten." (slurred)
Beef-eaten by George W December 28, 2007

Mongolian Beefeater 

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.
Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

Beefeater 

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.
Beefeater by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

beefeater 

A person who frequently performs the act of cunnilingus.
With a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.
beefeater by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011
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