Vist

The act of urinating during intercourse

Come over tonight and I'll let you Vist me.

After a night of drinking I accidentally visted in her.

by Robert peeny March 14, 2015

Vist

A noob at a game or sport or even an old person.

Bro you can’t even quickscope you ”Vist” (example num2) Trey tried to dunk and juke me but ended up gettin his ankles broke, he’s a “Vist” for sure.

by rustyisdusty June 19, 2020

Vist

the act of vaginal fisting

example 1: saw your mom at the bar last night.

I ended visting her at her house.

example 2: I just had such a good vist on my own

by Fruity_frenchie July 20, 2023

vista way

According to internet star Swoozie, the best set of Disney World apartments known to man....
Vista Waaaayyyy.

Oh you live in Vista Way, it must be awesome!

by normandyangel June 16, 2014

visted

When you are an unfortunate user of an installation of Windows Vista that just doesn't like to function properly. The daily hassle of rebooting and trying to get other software to work with Vista leaves you with an ass-raped feeling.

Leon: Dammit I have to reboot again.

Mobley: Dude, you just got Visted.

by Mobzekiel June 13, 2010

North Vista Secondary School

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.

Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!

by NVPride August 19, 2021

mar vista academy

mar vista academy is a middle school located in san diego. that school has over 10 fights in about 2 months. people smoke in the bathrooms and come back hella high to class. sometimes they even ask “do i look high” bitch if you don’t want to look high then don’t smoke dumbass. anyways, there is a 7th grade teacher mr. fucking egghead. he is a science teacher and he’s fucking racist and looks like a motherfucking who from whovile. the students get threatened to get jumped and they get jumped without consent lmao. so i don’t recommend going to mar vista academy if you don’t want to get lectured by a fucking egg, get jumped, or wanna be around high students all the time.

don’t fucking go to mar vista academy a trash ass school.

by student @ mar vista academy October 27, 2019