BeeRusing 

(Beeruzing) A counterpart of perusing in that the difference is basically the subject matter itself. Instead of perusing, reading words, surveying or examining in detail, The Object for examine in this instance is Beer itself and entails the art of selecting the right Beer for the night at the Store, and not to exclude when one makes a custom 6 pack Choice of cultural diverse beer for taste testing. Likely a trend of Beer drinking connoisseurs.

Man: "Hey Hon i'm going grocery shopping"

Wife: "For what i did that last week?"

Man: "I ran out of beer and feel like beerusing at the local store or head to the brewhouse for a new taste, So don't wait up for me..."

Wife: "Only the finest for you my man, Your a gentleman and a scholar"

Man: " Shut your face woman, Shit is about to get real!"

BeeRusing by JayPhiZzle May 14, 2011

BeeringAids 

The inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. Also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.

She can't hear you, her beeringaids are in.

BeeringAids by gabulldawg2k March 6, 2009

beesing 

(v.) Putting chapstick on your eyelids for the awesome tingling feeling it gives, particularly Burt's Bees. For a more intense experience, experienced beesers import Tiger Balm. Particularly fun when drunk or high.

- Dude my eyelids are soooo tingly its awesome.
- Are you beesing?
- Fucking right I am

beesing by glowwwwwwww March 17, 2013

beering 

To go beer tasting; typically at craft breweries.

We went beering on Saturday and visited 4 breweries and tasted 16 different types of beer.

beering by Beavercreek Brewery November 17, 2011

Beering 

is the act of drinking beer, anywhere & anytime.

me: Beering?
friend: Sure
me: let's fucking go

Beering by VitriolicHate May 23, 2015

Beetising Off 

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

Beetising Off by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Motor Beering 

A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.

I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!

Motor Beering by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011