A bedopus is like sleeping with an octopus in human form.
A person who sleeps in a shared bed like as if they’re the only one in it.
Stop hogging all the space in the bed you bedopus!

I love my son but why does he end up with his feet in my face when he sleeps with me. He’s an absolute bedopus!
by Nicelikeiceguy February 6, 2019
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