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Bed Pussy Theorem
Anything and everything can be
applied
as the less
lewd
version of
something else
.
The Bed Pussy
Theorem
dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas
the pillow
is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the
newborn
.
by
CoochPunter
July 28, 2019
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