beeruise Share definition Flag mysterious, unexplained bruises you discover on your body after a heavy night of drinking beer or other forms of alcohol "man, i got really drunk last nite. check out this beeruise i got on my leg..." beeruise by turkeyfunk December 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the beeruise mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch