The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.
by funnylatino February 14, 2012
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Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
Get the morning bed hump mug.When two lesbians get horny and push their single beds together for the purposes of humping over the mattress crack.
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