Bed Humps

When two lesbians get horny and push their single beds together for the purposes of humping over the mattress crack.

Gonna invite Sally over tonight; I've got a bad case of the bed humps.

Bed Humps by jugglies69 January 13, 2026

Bed Hump 

The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.

I didn't want to touch my penis so I bed humped last night.

Bed Hump by funnylatino February 14, 2012

morning bed hump 

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

morning bed hump by authOOr June 18, 2006

Sleep Humper Bed 

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

Sleep Humper Bed by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011