Beaver Heaver 

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.

a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."

Beaver Heaver by 'Plif April 3, 2010

beaver heater 

a small electric fan typically stored in the bathroom or under someones desk.

hot air is blown forward and up into the beaver region

during the winter months ladies often have beaver heaters under their desk for extra warmth.

beaver heater by haggis mchunty April 23, 2009

Beaner heater 

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.

Beaner heater by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

heater beater 

A heater beater is someone who's both a little trigger happy but also so cocky as to pull a gun over anything, wether his intent is to use it or not

Oh, dont fuck with that nigga, he a heater beater

heater beater by DickGulper November 26, 2024