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Beaurt(bee-uurntt) : a word used to descibe a fart. A fart noise that you can say
When somebody bends down, say Beaurnt.
Beaurnt by CaptainCorilynn July 8, 2009
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Bearnt is the proper response to an ignorant question or statement.
"Urbandictionary.com is not a cool site"
"Bearnt!"
Bearnt by Wilt Chamberlain September 1, 2006

Tonometric Beaurotons 

Recently discovered unit of measured specially created to attempt to measure the sheer weight of Thomas Bryant. A single Tonometric Beauroton equates to 100 tonnes.
Thomas Bryant weights 83 Tonometric Beaurotons

beauretard 

To chicken out in a way that withdraws to a more neutral or less offensive position.
Instead of saying policing has become more difficult in an age of viral videos and targeted killings of police, Jeff beauretarded to saying that policing is becoming more difficult today for a lot of reasons.
beauretard by Ombudsmensch April 14, 2017
wat that prick mr timberlake says on the mtv music awards 2003!
kane and ross are both....
beaurn by skillett January 11, 2004

beaurotrash 

Same as beaurocrap, but is only for beaurocrap in Europe. Equates to Eurotrash.

This is written for a large audience (i.e. as many characters as they need)
European countries like Spain going bankrupt is pure beaurotrash.
beaurotrash by PseudoMan1 November 29, 2011

Beaurotic 

To be neurotically fearful of the Bureaucracy
I would attempt to make important and meaningful changes in the way the organization runs but I am Beaurotic and thus fearful of the red tape I would have to go through make such changes
Beaurotic by Esquire Judge June 22, 2021
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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