Recently discovered unit of measured specially created to attempt to measure the sheer weight of Thomas Bryant. A single Tonometric Beauroton equates to 100 tonnes.

Thomas Bryant weights 83 Tonometric Beaurotons

Tonometric Beaurotons by comeonmann March 15, 2022

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beauretard

To chicken out in a way that withdraws to a more neutral or less offensive position.

Instead of saying policing has become more difficult in an age of viral videos and targeted killings of police, Jeff beauretarded to saying that policing is becoming more difficult today for a lot of reasons.

beauretard by Ombudsmensch April 14, 2017

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beaurn

wat that prick mr timberlake says on the mtv music awards 2003!

kane and ross are both....

beaurn by skillett January 11, 2004

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beaurotrash

Same as beaurocrap, but is only for beaurocrap in Europe. Equates to Eurotrash.

This is written for a large audience (i.e. as many characters as they need)

European countries like Spain going bankrupt is pure beaurotrash.

beaurotrash by PseudoMan1 November 29, 2011

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Beaurotic

To be neurotically fearful of the Bureaucracy

I would attempt to make important and meaningful changes in the way the organization runs but I am Beaurotic and thus fearful of the red tape I would have to go through make such changes

Beaurotic by Esquire Judge June 22, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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