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Bearnt is the proper response to an ignorant question or statement.
"Urbandictionary.com is not a cool site"
"Bearnt!"
Bearnt by Wilt Chamberlain September 1, 2006

Tonometric Beaurotons 

Recently discovered unit of measured specially created to attempt to measure the sheer weight of Thomas Bryant. A single Tonometric Beauroton equates to 100 tonnes.
Thomas Bryant weights 83 Tonometric Beaurotons

beauretard 

To chicken out in a way that withdraws to a more neutral or less offensive position.
Instead of saying policing has become more difficult in an age of viral videos and targeted killings of police, Jeff beauretarded to saying that policing is becoming more difficult today for a lot of reasons.
beauretard by Ombudsmensch April 14, 2017
wat that prick mr timberlake says on the mtv music awards 2003!
kane and ross are both....
beaurn by skillett January 11, 2004

beaurotrash 

Same as beaurocrap, but is only for beaurocrap in Europe. Equates to Eurotrash.

This is written for a large audience (i.e. as many characters as they need)
European countries like Spain going bankrupt is pure beaurotrash.
beaurotrash by PseudoMan1 November 29, 2011

Beaurotic 

To be neurotically fearful of the Bureaucracy
I would attempt to make important and meaningful changes in the way the organization runs but I am Beaurotic and thus fearful of the red tape I would have to go through make such changes
Beaurotic by Esquire Judge June 22, 2021