BEAST-loaf 

A semi-acronym for a particular type of processed sandwich loaf, in this case, Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and Tail loaf. *Deluxe* BEAST-loaf costs a little more and is made up of: Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and *Titty*.

At Arkansas wedding receptions they typically serve Moon Pies and BEAST-loaf sandwiches.

BEAST-loaf by The Grottomaster May 10, 2011

Beast-a-loaf 

The fat chick with an ugly face combo platter

Holy crap...look at that Beast-a-loaf grazing over yonder!

Beast-a-loaf by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 31, 2006

beatloaf 

a type of meatloaf that's so fucking tasty that you feel a twinge in your pants with every bite.

Yo, last night my bitch made some beatloaf. It was so good that I plowed her right on the dining room table and then came back for seconds.

beatloaf by brutus beastcake April 20, 2011

Beatloaf 

A haggered looking chick that tends to be over weight and /or chubbkins in the gut section and legs. Her legs also tend to jiggle and swagger from side to side when she waddles around.

Peter: Hey bro, how was your night last night?

Henry: Dude I was so bamboozled i hooked up with some random chick, did you get a good look at her?

Peter: BRO!!!! that chick was total beatloaf!!

Beatloaf by Papa John!!! September 26, 2009

Beatloaf 

When you masturbate and your dick looks like a Meatloaf.

"Hey matt, stop Beatloafing to the crowd please, they came to see a play."
"I was playing this cool sonic Roblox game but i couldn't stop jacking Beatloafing."

Beatloaf by bloolol May 25, 2021