3 definitions by hapahacker

It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.

It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....
Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'

Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'
by hapahacker February 10, 2010
There's no surprise about what beetloaf is - it's like meatloaf made with beets. The surprise is that it's delicious!
I'll have the beetloaf sandwich on rye, please.
by hapahacker January 21, 2011
Acronym for “Listen up dipshits and sensible people,” from the intro to a famous Facebook post by Mayor Gabe Brown of Walton, KY, encouraging his constituents to Shelter In Place. Generally typed, not spoken out loud.
LUDASP, we’re almost out of beer!
by hapahacker April 17, 2020