Beatile 

When you have the sudden and overwhelming urge to beat the living shit out of your wife or female partner when they do something mediocre or half-assed for you after your blue collar 18 hour shift.

I just got home to a cold fucking ham sandwich my wife made me after my 18 hour shift in the fucking rain. I’m going to beat my wife (beatile).

Beatile by Im Fucking Pissed May 21, 2025

Beatlemaniac 

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.

"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"

Beatlemaniac by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012

Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.

I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

Beatles by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019

Beatles High 

A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.

I was too busy getting a Beatles High... You should try it sometime

Beatles High by w00t123 November 19, 2010

Beatles birthday 

One's sixty-fourth birthday, in reference to the Beatles song "When I'm Sixty-Four".

Lisa said she was having her Beatles birthday, but her husband Harry said she was a million years old in binary.

Beatles birthday by Leslie Doppler August 21, 2008

Beatle 

A little insect that rocks (beetle+beat -> beatle)

The Beatles will not be reformed as long as John and me would be dead - Mystic Harrison ...

Beatle by cytr0n July 8, 2009

Beatles

Sixties rock band from England. The most influential and successful music act in history. The Beatles hold the record for the most records ever sold, with 1 billion discs and counting.

The Beatles kick ass!

Beatles by Michelle January 23, 2005