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Beat-Bot 

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.
Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.
Beat-Bot by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Beat A Bot Day 

December 12th is Beat A Bot Day. You are allowed to harass bots of your choice and mods should disable any permissions the bot has.
"Hey, it's Beat A Bot Day! Fuck you mee6 you morridly obese rat!"
Beat A Bot Day by TruePrower#6159 December 11, 2020

Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky] 

A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.
"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"

Spin the Bottle, Beat/Kick the Bucket 

Basically a game of Spin the Bottle on crack, usually played at parties and sleepovers. It is like Spin the Bottle in that a group sits in a circle around the bottle and a person spins it. They have to kiss the person it points at. But the second part of the game is that after the bottle points at someone, you pull a slip of paper out of a nearby "Bucket" that has slips of paper with kissable body parts written on it ("neck", "lips", "nose", "hand", "ass", "belly", "back of the neck/spine", etc.) and they have to kiss the person in that place, then put the slip back and mix them all up again.
Suzy: Hey, wanna play Spin the Bottle, Beat/Kick the Bucket at my sleepover?

Jacy: Sure, what's that?

Suzy: Well....

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026