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Beat-Bot 

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.
Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.
Beat-Bot by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Beat A Bot Day 

December 12th is Beat A Bot Day. You are allowed to harass bots of your choice and mods should disable any permissions the bot has.
"Hey, it's Beat A Bot Day! Fuck you mee6 you morridly obese rat!"
Beat A Bot Day by TruePrower#6159 December 11, 2020

Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky] 

A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.
"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"

Spin the Bottle, Beat/Kick the Bucket 

Basically a game of Spin the Bottle on crack, usually played at parties and sleepovers. It is like Spin the Bottle in that a group sits in a circle around the bottle and a person spins it. They have to kiss the person it points at. But the second part of the game is that after the bottle points at someone, you pull a slip of paper out of a nearby "Bucket" that has slips of paper with kissable body parts written on it ("neck", "lips", "nose", "hand", "ass", "belly", "back of the neck/spine", etc.) and they have to kiss the person in that place, then put the slip back and mix them all up again.
Suzy: Hey, wanna play Spin the Bottle, Beat/Kick the Bucket at my sleepover?

Jacy: Sure, what's that?

Suzy: Well....

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026