Beastiac

A man who likes their pet dog to lick peanut butter off their bellend

"I heard that guy Mr x sat the other side of the bar was a bit of a beastiac!"
"Well, she was a cockerspaniel!"

by Beardo🧔 January 4, 2019

Beastiality

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

by semennachos February 16, 2021

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

Beastiary

A book usually containing mythical creatures and information about them. Mostly used in olden times (when people thought dragons existed). It could have gryphons, dragons, manticores, unicorns, pegasus, sea monsters, and much more. It could also be a document of non-mythical creatures such as foxes, deer, wolves, hedgehogs, and so on.

Person 1: I'm making beastiary about these cool animals I thought up of.

Person 2: Cool, can i help?

Person 1: Can you draw?

Person 2: Heck I can!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 14, 2020

BEASTIALITY

FUCKING ANIMALS

I FUCKED A COW THATS BEASTIALITY

by JESSIEFNJAMES September 15, 2011

Beastiaformitization

The act of switching from man to beast, species swapping

"After Trevon mated with the turtle, he went through beastiaformitization to become the turtle"

by Sneaky33333 June 20, 2018

beastiality necrophiliac

One who enjoys having sex with dead animals.

ewww! you said your a beastiality necrophiliac?!?

by Jonny Hartz October 2, 2008