bearse 

1. (n) one who is older than time itself, lives in the basement of a school, and sings like a dying crow. Often forces children to line dance against their will.
2. (adj) one who has tentacles or an obscene amount of wrinkles; an intensely BEASTLY person, who is given to consuming small children whole in a rage

1. That bearse was alive before the dinosaurs
2. Don't go all bearse on me

bearse by georhaaa June 14, 2008

Bearse 

A fat greasy, smelly spic that literally never showers and thinks he’s Italian. Bearse also thinks he has friends but in reality no one likes him because he’s so insufferable and ugly

Person 1: “I think that’s bearse over there”
Person 2: “No, Bearse is smelly and ugly, that’s just Bob”

Bearse by BearseHater December 5, 2023

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

Bears day 

Two young men drinking 40's in a hidden place performing sexual favors on each other.

Hey man, wanna grab some brew and go to the creek? You know and have a "bears day"?

Bears day by Blind Tony April 29, 2011

beardsexy 

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

beardsexy by jpg3 December 22, 2013

Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

Bears, Beets, Battlestar by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

sugar free gummy bears 

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sugar free gummy bears by chaeg January 28, 2014