bearse

1. (n) one who is older than time itself, lives in the basement of a school, and sings like a dying crow. Often forces children to line dance against their will.
2. (adj) one who has tentacles or an obscene amount of wrinkles; an intensely BEASTLY person, who is given to consuming small children whole in a rage

1. That bearse was alive before the dinosaurs
2. Don't go all bearse on me

by georhaaa June 14, 2008

Bearses

The pluralized version of the word "bear"; Retards use this word.

Hey, look at the bearses eating fish.

by Smurfed May 18, 2004

Bearse

A fat greasy, smelly spic that literally never showers and thinks he’s Italian. Bearse also thinks he has friends but in reality no one likes him because he’s so insufferable and ugly

Person 1: “I think that’s bearse over there”
Person 2: “No, Bearse is smelly and ugly, that’s just Bob”

by BearseHater December 5, 2023

Bearsing

The act of wearing all of your Chicago Bears accouterments(Jersey, Hats, Shoes, Pants, Jewelry, etc..) around town while running errands after a huge victory so you can let everyone know who you represent and to Bear Down.

After the Bears beat the Packers in the playoffs I woke up and decide to go Bearsing around town.

by Chestnut4ever January 11, 2026