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A large shite from a non-descript large mammal.
From the idea that a bear, should it lay an egg, would be brown, hairy and quite large.
Oh fuck it. Sorry Your Majesty, I just stepped on a bear's egg. Do excuse me for a short while whilst I wipe it from my trouser leg.

by Norfolk Panther February 20, 2009
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