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Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun

1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.

2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.

3. These women will not take no for an answer

“ Your beard looks dry and flaky, you need some Beardgrub.”

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beardruff

dandruff eminatating from beard and/or facial hair

Gross, your beardruff is flaking into your cereal.

beardruff by Sarah Jo April 26, 2006

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Beardruff

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.

Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something

Beardruff by veridis July 18, 2008

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beardcrumbs

Small remnants of facial hair left in the sink/bath/shower following shaving.

You've left your beardcrumbs in the bathroom sink yet again.

beardcrumbs by pixel70 June 16, 2010

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Beardruff

The white specks all over the front of dark shirts when a person has dry skin and an itchy beard.

"Yuck...look at that beardruff on that guy, Ace"

Beardruff by Beardruffian August 16, 2009

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beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.

"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".

beard grub by taypetes September 30, 2014

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Beardgut

A hairy beer gut

Hayley: Check out Kyle and Chris furbattle wrestling with confetti stuck to their nipples
Anna: Yeah, Chris has a hot Beardgut
Hayley: Kyle's is hotter!
Anna: Yeah whatever!

Beardgut by Meekalogical February 3, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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