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Beardgrub 

Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun

1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.

2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.

3. These women will not take no for an answer
“ Your beard looks dry and flaky, you need some Beardgrub.”
Beardgrub by Webdictionary June 3, 2018
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beardruff 

dandruff eminatating from beard and/or facial hair
Gross, your beardruff is flaking into your cereal.
beardruff by Sarah Jo April 26, 2006

Beardruff 

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.
Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something
Beardruff by veridis July 18, 2008

beardcrumbs 

Small remnants of facial hair left in the sink/bath/shower following shaving.
You've left your beardcrumbs in the bathroom sink yet again.
beardcrumbs by pixel70 June 16, 2010

Beardruff 

The white specks all over the front of dark shirts when a person has dry skin and an itchy beard.
"Yuck...look at that beardruff on that guy, Ace"
Beardruff by Beardruffian August 16, 2009

beard grub 

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.
"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".
beard grub by taypetes September 30, 2014

Beardgut 

A hairy beer gut
Hayley: Check out Kyle and Chris furbattle wrestling with confetti stuck to their nipples
Anna: Yeah, Chris has a hot Beardgut
Hayley: Kyle's is hotter!
Anna: Yeah whatever!
Beardgut by Meekalogical February 3, 2009
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