Beard-druff

A large mass of crusty shit that tends to form beneath the layers of ones beard creating an endless supply of disgusting dandruff which one then must remove.

Holy fuck man, this shit never ends! I feel like a fucking snowglobe!
Or,
Hey Pettipas, yeah right there.... No man your left.... aww dude, it's blowing my way..... Fuckin beard-druff

by Dandruff, Beard May 15, 2009

beardruff

dandruff eminatating from beard and/or facial hair

Gross, your beardruff is flaking into your cereal.

by Sarah Jo April 26, 2006

Beardruff

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.

Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something

by veridis July 18, 2008

Beardruff

The white specks all over the front of dark shirts when a person has dry skin and an itchy beard.

"Yuck...look at that beardruff on that guy, Ace"

by Beardruffian August 16, 2009

Bearddruff

Beard dandruff

I have really bad bearddruff.

by Yr mother July 5, 2024

Beardruff

Similar to dandruff, except coming from the beard, usually only noticable when wearing darker clothing. Caused from dry skin, not enough beard oil, conditioner or moisturizer to the face, neck area.

Man, look at my shirt, I'm covered in beardruff!!!

by Cnich68 May 23, 2023

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