Beard job 

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard

Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever

Beard job by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009

bear job 

Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.

While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.

bear job by Deputydog April 24, 2011

Bear Job 

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

Bear Job by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation 

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

Beardjob 

A beardjob is when you take your face-bush and rub it on your significant other's genitalia. Make sure you shampoo and condition it first for softness on your partner's giblets (or giblettes) and ease of cum removal for later.

Oh man my boyfriend gave me an amazing beardjob last night, I'm still picking his hairs out of mine.

Beardjob by "Sick" Nick S. October 8, 2007